Ten Reasons Why Not

1. I kissed your girlfriend, 2. She liked it, 3. I built a house made of flames, 4. I have an army of Jedi Knights and Orcs. 5. I was high while I wrote this, 6. The mollusks will get you, 7. Because Disney told you to. 8. Turquoise is a horrible color, 9. You hate to travel, and, 10. The absinthe burns your throat.

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

HAHAHA I figured y’all might enjoy this because we get a lot of messages about “so-and-so looks so much like famous-actor” and IT REALLY IS QUITE EERIE SOMETIMES!

the pope gregory one is really uncanny

(Source: pleatedjeans)

chicago:
“I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead”

(365in2012)

(Source: hutchjosh, via ari-wintour)

comedycentral:

Countdown to Futurama: Leela in Lingerie

I don’t really know what’s going on in these images from the upcoming Futurama episode “Zapp Dingbat,” but I do know that by the end of the day, someone will have them tattooed on their face.